Michigan Journal

Tuesday, April 5, 2005

News

• Hear them roar
• SG elections taking place today and tomorrow
• Ann Arbor rejects SG divestment resolution, Flint approves own
• University answers students' concerns about parking permits
• SOJ to sponsor event Monday

Perspectives

• Student parking permits are unnecessary
• Helmets should be mandatory for motorcyclists
• Beware of Internet dating
• Fallacy of food allergies
• Don't be a gossip in Dearborn while drinking your juice in the hood
• A Professor's Perspective
• Academic freedom should be for everyone
• Having lots of money earns knighthood, just ask Bill Gates

Features

• UM-D gets a taste of 'The Real World'
• Sin City brings graphic novels to life
• There's no need to Guess Who will be laughing
• Blink explores the art of reacting to impulses
• First Impressions
• Preston Dockery's Weekly Top 10...Unanswered Questions
• Band-O-The-Week: Courtney Bane
• Trendsetter of the Week: Napoleon Dynamite
• Chasing Farrah has fans running in circles

Student Life

• Phi Mu crowns Mr. UM-D 2005
• Lecture on Chaucer, chivalry, World War I excites student interest
• The road less traveled...Nicholas Young studies abroad
• MLC offers multiple services to students

Sports

• Demon Deacons capture intramural b-ball title
• Lacrosse ends four game weekend with 1-3 record
• Big Ten needs R-E-S-P-E-C-T
• Triangulation: a special Tigers baseball edition

April Fools

• 'I'm not gay!'
• UM-D finally relieves parking problem with valet, helicopters
• Relentless construction sparks major changes on campus
• Relentless construction sparks major changes on campus
• American Idol's Simon Cowell to teach idiots about music
• Martha Stewart's tattoo revealed
• Throwing blows for the rose
• Investigation reveals conspiracy vs. Lady Wolves
• Fab Five to coach UM-D men's basketball team
• 'Save' doesn't stop professor
• Professor class evaluations determine students final grades
• Prof. misinterprets distance learning, seats students far away

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